Xiaomi Outdoor Camera 4 Dual-Camera Version

Xiaomi Outdoor Camera 4 Dual-Camera Version

This Camera Has TWO Eyes Because Your Watchman Has ZERO**

Ksh.8,000

Let’s be honest. Your watchman is currently watching Season 47 of a Nigerian series on his phone while “guarding” your compound. Meanwhile, thieves are having a full committee meeting at your gate.

Enter this Xiaomi Dual-Lens Outdoor Camera** – the watchman that doesn’t sleep, doesn’t take tea breaks, and definitely doesn’t ask for December bonus.

What you’re getting:
– Two lenses – One watches up, one watches down. Like having eyes on the back of your head, except useful
– Night vision with spotlights – Catches that neighbor who keeps “borrowing” your wheelbarrow at 2am
– Pan & tilt – Rotates to follow movement. No hiding in blind spots like your ex hiding from responsibility
– Phone alerts– Get notifications faster than your mother forwards WhatsApp chain messages
– Still has protective film – Fresher than your excuses for not having security

Perfect for: Homes, shops, warehouses, or anywhere you suspect people are being “too clever”

📍 Nairobi
📲 DM or call to secure your compound before 2025 catches you lacking

Your watchman can keep his job. This is just… supervision.