Price: Kes.75,000
Condition: Excellent
Listen. This dining set didn’t just walk into our warehouse. It *glided* in. On gold legs. Like royalty fleeing a palace coup.
What you’re getting:
– 6 seater marble-top dining table that says “Yes, I made it in life”
– 6 matching chairs with cream leather upholstery (the kind that makes your in-laws suddenly remember they forgot to visit)
– Gold-finished frames throughout – because why be subtle?
Perfect for:
– Hosting dinners where you pretend the food didn’t come from a restaurant
– Making your old wooden dining table feel insecure
– Finally having somewhere worthy to put your good placemats
– Zoom calls where you need people to know you’re doing okay
Honest assessment: Minor signs of previous life (it was loved, not abused). This is the kind of set that makes your guests eat slower because they’re too busy admiring the furniture.
Warning: May cause unexpected visits from relatives you forgot you had.
📍 Nairobi | 🚚 Delivery available at a cost