4-Seater Dining Table
Are you tired of losing your remote in the sofa cushions or finding rice in places rice should never be? It’s time to upgrade your life from “Sad Bowl on Lap” to “Civilized Human Being.”
Why you need this set:
- The Table: Solid enough to hold your dinner, your laptop, and all your broken New Year’s resolutions. It has a flat surface groundbreaking, we know.
- The Chairs: You get four. That’s one for you, and three for the “imaginary friends” you’ll finally invite over to show off your adult furniture
- The Cushions: Padded for your comfort, because your backside deserves better than a hard wooden stool after a long day of pretending to work.
- The Aesthetic: A rich brown finish that says, “I have my life together,” even if the inside of your fridge says otherwise.
- Condition: Used, but loved. No teeth marks, no mysterious stains, and it doesn’t wobble (unless you’ve had one too many drinks).
- Price: Cheaper than therapy, and much better for your posture